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You did not grow up in the dot com era if you have never had this text conversation, which I may or may not have just had with J:

Me: Happy belated...I suck, sorry I missed it
J: how the hell are you Adams

PS - J is the only person in my life that calls me Adams and I love it!!!

Me: Very hungover (maybe still drunk) going out with {name redacted - ex coworker} may need a buffer...you in?
J: May have other plans but call me later
Me: OK, going to nap on office floor now. I have grown up so much...remember when I used to have to nap on the communal leather couch that [names redacted] and countless others had sex on?
j: That's kicking old school Adams...nice!

I feel sorry for people that never got to experience that.

PS - I hate myself right now.