If One Can Die From Embarrasment...I Would Surely be Dead

Hypothetical situation...If you were moving and your father came over to help out with a few things and one of them was taking out the copious numbers of garbage bags that you had filled up during packing and you decided it would be easiest if he went down to the garbe bin and you would throw the bags over your balcony to him (to save time) and the third bag happened to explode on impact with the ground and your empty "toy" package flew from the exploded bag and pretty much onto his feet would you just jump over the balcony with the next bag of garbage? Hypothetically, of course.