It's Thursday late afternoon and I am going to be at work for a while still, so a break was needed to record some of the random thoughts running through my head right now...
-Three meetings in one day is too much. In fact, one is usually too much
-What I really wanted to say to the 600-pound man on the bus yesterday when he complained that the seats were uncomfortable..."are you trying to say you are ever comfortable, fatty? You have your legs spread wider than a split to accommodate that massive hanging bit of fat between your legs. Maybe that is what's uncomfortable???"
-I would really like to be able to get inside a certain person's head right now.
-Am I single???
-Taking aerobics classes really teaches me one thing...there are a lot of really shitty songs that have been remade into "dance" songs. If it sucked the first time around please don't speed it up ten-fold and rerecord it. No one wants to hear it.
-I just sent out a presentation with a spelling mistake in it. Jesus H. Everyone understands that wesbite is just a fun new way of spelling website, right?
-Why do people constantly walk into me? It happened at least 4 times in a row the other day. I was also cut off by a mini van and a dog. The Ex always said it was like I was walking around with a target on my chest.
-I am moving in a week and have done nothing except pick up boxes. Why do I think someone is going to come and do this for me? Mom, Dad? What are you up to next week???
-I am excited to move and no longer have to save my goddamn change for laundry
-Also excited for big kitchen
-Also excited for rooftop hot tub
-Excited for dinner with the girls tonight
-I hate this weather...can't it just be nice?
-T and I are supposed to be going to the White Stripes Sunday...I hope that is still going to happen
-I downloaded a lot of gay music last night...don't be sad and download!!!
-Don't be sad and listen to anything by Lifehouse
-I sucked out loud at ball last night...that's what I get for missing the last 2 weeks
-Why would a guy I had one date with last year email me totally out of the blue to ask me for lunch? There is a reason we had one date...you gave WAY too much information on the first date (it might not be a wise idea to share the "I dated a hooker story" on the first date) and you called me right after the date to tell me you are in recovery...in what way does that make us a match???
-I haven't been drinking near enough lately...except for last Tuesday (hangs head in shame...sorry and thank you Leanne!)
-I need to plan a trip to places far, far away this year. I need to cross a large body of water to achieve this. Maybe a quick European jaunt is in order
-It is the first day of summer and it f'n blows out...why did they just say on the radio that this may be our worst forest fire year ever??? It may need to stop raining in order for a fire to start me thinks
-I am concerned about the warning by the manufacturer of the newly approved over-the-counter diet drug Alli...If you take the drug and do not eat a calorie and fat-reduced diet you should wear dark pants and also take a spare pare of pants out with you at all times. Don't.even.want.to.know
-I am glad that I only have a double chin in pictures that I attempt to take of myself and not in real life. Though does it really matter if I don't seeing as every picture of me will have a double chin? Will anyone believe me that it is only in pictures????
-Boys are like sharks...they can smell blood and go in for the kill quickly and violently.
-My veil-wearing picture has raised a few eyebrows. Through the helpful hints of Leanne I have decided that since I will never get married that I am going to get a dress and have all my friends dress up in matching shirts and have a night out where I attempt to get a date. I will do whatever the damn bachelorette cards say...I am single after all...how would that be for a great "how did you two meet" story
-I am bored of this post
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